Friday, November 13, 2009

Random Thoughts

Random Thoughts for the Day

* I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear
your computer history if you die

* Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
realize you're wrong

* I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was

* There is great need for a sarcasm font

* How are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

* Was learning cursive really necessary?

* Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I
know how to get out of my neighborhood

* Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the
person died

* I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired

* Bad decisions make good stories

* You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work
when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for
the rest of the day

* Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I
don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

* I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me
if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear
I did not make any changes to

* "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this --

* I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn
it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to
voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run

* I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not
seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

* I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to
answer when they call.

* My 5-year old nephew asked me in the car the other day "Uncle Blake, what would
happen if you ran over a ninja?" How do I respond to that?

* I think the freezer deserves a light as well

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